Obama: Ladies Man (and Men’s too)
Don’t be misled by the title of this post. This isn’t an endorsement of Obama (well, at least not for President). I just had to put something out there. Regardless of his crazy socialist/communist views, and his relationship to racist preachers, Barack Obama is cool.
Lets lay out the evidence…
Note the look in Obama’s eyes. Sure, Hillary might be his sworn rival, but even soulless she-devils need lovin’, right? I can just imagine what Obama has planned for Mrs. Clinton. A little smooth jazz, then he’ll read her a few of his amazing speeches (where he will use the word “change” in excess of 23 times), then light up a smooth Black & Mild, and it’s on. Little Obama/Hillarys running around.
Oh, but thats not it…
Whats this? Not even Mr. McCain can resist the charm of a strong willed, metrosexual black man. Whispering sweet nothings, eh John?
Creepy? Heck yes. But that is half the reason Obama is so cool. He’ll do whatever (or whoever) he needs to in order to secure his seat in the Presidency (which better positions him to give up the country to Muslim extremists).
Oh yeah, Obama smokes. Now, I don’t care what anyone says. Smoking looks cool. Would I do it? A resounding heck no. I value my health and my lungs, but whatev. Smoking is boss. I mean, Bono smokes, and Bono is the epitome of cool. He saves African ophans and is the front man for one of the most successful rock acts in history.
Seriously Mr. Obama, you’re cool. You’re an idiot- but a cool one.
April Lovins said,
July 17, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Seriously?
Do you want to lose your job?
You are right though.
Man, Obama is smoooooth.